Movie Reviews

Movies come out all the time. People who review them sometimes don't bother to go to the movie theater to watch them, but they review them anyway. We promise that we'll actually watch a movie before we give it the full movie review. Even if we don't see it in the movie theater. If it is so darned bad that we can't stomach watching the entire movie, we'll try to let you know.

About the Movie Review Policy:

We hate spoilers. We also hate reviews that just describe the plot but never say if the movie was any good for not. If you want to have the spoilers and to know play by play what happens in a movie we review, then you are out of luck. We'll do our best to compare it to other films rather than just larding on the spoilers.

About the Movie Rating Number System:

We rate on a scale of 1 to 7. The lowest is 1. The best is 7. We are driven crazy by the Netflix scale of 1 to 5, as it is far too compressed for our liking. We will strive to only give the absolute best movies ever made the 7 rating, and we will try to give only the absolutely worst movies ever made the 1 rating. In extreme cases we may have to rate on a scale of 1 to 7 a 0 or an 8, but that will be pretty rare!