Here in this section we'll give you the straight talk about all the important celebrities in the world today. We'll skip any celebrity who isn't worthy, of course. It may take a while to get all the worthy celebs posted, so if your favorite movie star is missing it could be that you are totally wrong about them and they are stinkers, or maybe we just haven't had a chance to post them here. We'll try to stay away from hardcore porn stars.

Tom Cruise

Tom has the best running form of any celebrity alive today. If you don't believe it rent yourself a copy of the movie Collateral and watch Tom run. You'll never feel the same.

 Tom Cruise in Collateral Movie

Tom has done lots of movies and believes in L Ron Hubbard.

Jason Statham

Jason Statham is perhaps known best as being the actor whose fans rub his head as tribute.


Jason has been in lots of movies, was born in London, and most importantly starred with Tom Cruise in Collateral.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Arnold is in charge of the great state of California where he makes the Democrats and Republicans sit at the same table and talk to each other without throwing their usual tantrums.


Arnold has been in lots of movies and everyone on earth can quote at…

Clint Eastwood

Clint was in politics just like Arnold is now, but he wasn't as big a pol as Arnold. In case you don't know it, he was mayor of Carmel. People complained sometimes when the ramp wasn't quite right at his burger joint, but he did OK.


Clint has been in…

Mila Jojovich

Mila is one of the hot actresses who also does a good job acting in lots of fun action movies. Don't forget her role in The Fifth Element either, at that is very different from her Resident Evil character, Alice.


Mila has been in lots of movies. We…

Natasha Henstridge

Natasha is known all around the world for her starring role in John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars. She's had lots of pictures taken of her in various states of undress, mostly of her own choosing unlike certain other celebrities.


If you want to know more,…

Morgan Freeman

Now getting a few more wrinkles and the bigger ears that come with age, Morgan Freeman is one of the best actors out there today with some really great movies under his belt and no more than the expected lot of stinkers that you always see in a long…

Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman has a few of the great films under his belt and like his oft co-star Morgan Freeman the usual career baggage of bad films to keep his average to a reasonable level. It is hard in a long career to have all winners, so we won't hold anything…